PSA

to those couples that like to make out in the elevators when its just me, you and your significant other...

please don't ever do it. again. ever. 

unless you want me to vom on your shoes.

thanks.

Red Carpet Trainwreck

i'm seeing a lot of ugly on the red carpet right now. so much, that i'm feeling nauseous - too nauseous to even try to post photos. i'll do it tomorrow. but i'll leave you with this - sjp, you always get it right.