Chris Botti

apparently hottie mchotpants is going to be playing a free show at borders on friday. 

and you can bet that my 40 year old, hotflash-having self will be there. 

oh you betcha.

St. Sebastian, Exquisite Pain

Damien Hirst, St. Sebastian, Exquisite Pain

wild. absolutely wild. 

Not Oprah, But...

her bff Gayle! yeah, i saw her at lunch today. i was so excited i almost spilt soy sauce on myself. 

i'm taking this as a sign from the magazine publishing gods that i should be working for her. end of story. 

AMTV?

i read in the NY Times this morning that MTV is bringing back music vidjas...yet they'll be playing them in the morning from 3 AM to 9AM. they will also be bringing back MTV Unplugged (YES!), but alas, will also be showing it in the AM (boo). 

now tell me MTV, what makes you think this is a smart idea? what about the people who are excited that you are bringing Unplugged back, but don't want to watch it online because you tell them to since they can't watch it in the morning? what if i actually hate watching tv in general on my computer? yeah, you're just chuck full of ideas MTV. brilliant ones. just like the one when you decided to give Whitney Port her own show. yeah, look how well that turned out.

PSA

to those couples that like to make out in the elevators when its just me, you and your significant other...

please don't ever do it. again. ever. 

unless you want me to vom on your shoes.

thanks.

Domino's Book of Decorating

another book i had in my hands and failed to leave the store with...

Domino's The Book of Decorating

i don't just want. i need.

Caravaggio's Lost Painting

i saw this today and i am a little mad at myself for opting to wait on it.

its jonathan harr's book, the lost painting, chronicling the search for a lost Caravaggio called the taking of christ...

oh Caravaggio, the things you do to me.